High Speed Dial Up

when your high speed internet is running slow

My high speed internet is slow right now, I am using high speed dial up internet

by 50% Cat November 17, 2011

Shitter speed

The speed in which you run to the shitter.

My shitter speed is really fast.

by Adam at NCL June 12, 2018

Nigga speed

Going way over the posted speed limit and weaving through traffic; being reckless in traffic, and inconsiderate to other motorists not giving a care in the world about their speed.

Tryrel, Go nigga speed. there’s other cars in front of you in the merge lane and your lane ends.

by Slapstickboi October 13, 2019

Middle-Age Speedball

Like the "Pill-Lattes" but for men. Strong coffee or an energy drink and a Percodan/Percocet/ Oxy/ etc.... Usually chewed.

Older guys with physical jobs are the demographic here....

I get through the day on with a Middle-Age Speedball.

by Canis Maximus November 22, 2010

Speed Washing

When a person is in the shower washing all body parts really fast!

Dude 1- Hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.

Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?

Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing

by troubledemon January 24, 2010

speed of sperm

to adjaculate so fast that it brakes the speed of sound

garrys adjaculation was so fast it was travaling at the speed of sperm

by roastmutton July 3, 2011

California Speed

A game in which two players receive 26 cards and keeps them in their hand, face down, in a stack. The players then take the top four and lay them down, one by one, face up in front of them, near the other person's cards. Each player then tries to quickly place cards from their stack on top of pairs in the eight cards. If no pairs can be found, each player takes the four cards they laid down, in addition to any cards laid on top of them, and place them on the bottom of their deck. It is then repeated until one player runs out of cards, slaps the table, and declares "Speed!"

"Dude! I so won that game of California Speed!"
"Dude! You, like, TOTALLY didn't say 'speed' when you ran out 20 pairs ago!"

by John Hoffman May 13, 2005