santapass

three bros dressed up as saint nick doing a rotating eiffel tower on some classy girl

hey matt, do you and dan wanna santapass this girl with me

by fuck32849824 February 26, 2011

Santa Fe Sausage Roll

- the most deviant and perverse sexual act known to man. For liability reasons, we are unable to provide a full definition. However, we can say that it involves lots of Texas Pete, one penis, and two men.

Hopefully Tom will get drunk enough to night to try and old Santa Fe Sausage Roll.

by Mr. Thor July 3, 2011

santaquen

Santaquen or (santa-kwin) A small redneck town with hardly anyone who lives there. With to many mexicans, some may call it Mexiquen, or santaqweaf.

Have you heard of santaquen?
The town with the mexicans?
ya, thats the fucken one.
Ya, i live there.
I'm sorry...

by Peestain October 22, 2011

Santapause

Phase that children go through after they find out there really is no Santa clause.

Little Johnny is going through Santapause this Christmas

by sportin1 November 8, 2011

Santa block

1. when somebody intentionally steals your gift idea and takes it as their own.

2. when Santa blocks someone from scoring points in any sport

3. an entire city block completely decorated for Christmas

4. when Santa blocks you from any premarital indiscretions

5. a block shaped like Santa

6. Santa's head

"I wanted to buy my parents a television, but my brother was a Santa block and bought them one first."

"I was hanging with this hot elf at the north pole and just when I went in for a kiss, Saint Nicholas shows up with more work. What a Santa block!"

"Jason drove to the lane putting up a lay-up. It was swiftly blocked by Kris Kringle. Did you see that Santa block?"

by NILSO November 19, 2011

Santa Margarita Swag

Referring to Drakes song The Motto when Drake says"We got Santa Margarita by the liter".

Jim-Bro u got Santa Margarita Swag

Bob-Thanks bruh

by Drizzyyy June 12, 2012

Santa Claustrophobia

Adj. a: a general or irrational fear of Santa Claus. b: A fear of enclosed shopping spaces during the holidays.

Timmy was unable to sit on Santa's lap in the mall because he suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.

Timmy's mother was unable to make it through Black Friday without a panic attack because she suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.

by Mothmaker December 5, 2012