Smatch

Weird, Unfunny, Odd, Gay

Yall some smatch ah niggas on my soul.
That nigga smatch asf.

by iloveMarGE3Z January 25, 2024

Slatch

To have someone ejaculate in your mouth then proceeding to spit on their feet.

“Babe! I’m so horny!”
“Oh.. Wanna do something?”
“Mhm, a BJ, but I want to try something new!”
“Like..?”
“I want to slatch you!”

by Shinobu Glazer February 19, 2025

smatch

1. to get someone wet by rapidly releasing a large amount of water on them
2. to hit someone with a wet cloth
3. to get hit by a body of water, usually a wave

“oh man, he smatched me and now my hair’s wet”
*holding a wet cloth* “I’m gonna smatch you if you don’t shut up”
“you should wear this unless you wanna get smatched”

by babysharkuwu091 May 7, 2025