Sleep Dick-Butt

A medical condition where you sleep walk to a person nearest you that may be sleeping next to you, in an adjacent bed, room or another house altogether, and you attempt to put your penis inside their anus and usually wake them, yourself or both of you up in the process.

Person 1 (the person suffering from Sleep Dick-Butt)

Person 2 (the victim of the effects of Sleep Dick-Butt)

Person 2: What are you doing?!
Person 1: Sorry...I suffer from Sleep Dick-Butt, it's a medical condition...I'm working on it, give me a break. I'll go get medicine, but can you bend over-- sorry, it happens a lot when I'm tired as well, I can't help it.
Person 2: ....Are you masturbating?
Person 1: *Takes their hand off their penis* What?! I'm not masturbating....

by Ryuuk November 4, 2012

microwave sleep

A power nap when you feel like you had 8 hours sleep from a 20 min nap

partied all night had a microwave sleep and went to work

by Ali_M February 6, 2008

put to sleep

Used as a mock by the party of the winning side of an argument. When an individual does not know how to respond to a statement, then the individual is considered "sleeping".

"you've just been put to sleep"

by datgawddamsleeper June 17, 2014

Sleeping cop

A speed bump.
(Sleeping cop was first coined in Japan)

Man, the bottom of my bumper got messed up from that sleeping cop.

by coonsterbobins December 11, 2010

Seepin' Sally

When a person has a booger outside their nose and another person notices it.

Hannah: Dude, you totally have a Seepin' Sally!

Marcus: Ah shit, thank you darling!

Hannah: You curly headed fuck!

Marcus: Hey you don't say that!!!

by stoned24-7 April 18, 2009

Re-Sleep

To go back to sleep within 1 hour after waking up, usually because one has stayed out too late the night before or is hung over.

Re-Sleep is differnt than a nap since it is so close to the actual night time sleeping, any sleep after the 1 hour limit is called a nap.

She was so tired in the morning that she went back to bed almost immediately, trying to re-sleep. By trying to re-sleep she could avoid the negativeness of taking a nap and could honestly say she got up a 8 AM.

by kjb1 July 24, 2006

let me sleep on it

Basically wanting to say "fuck yeah I want it" but not having the balls to do so

"Be my burd"
"Let me sleep on it"

by Biggggboyyy November 29, 2015