shit scrape

n. bog roll, shit tickets, bumf, arse wipe; i.e. lavatory paper, if you will.

Hoy, Jean - my squitters are givin' me gyp. Throw in another parcel of shit scrape - I've fuckin' run out.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023

Oddly shaped candle

When in rule 34 art, when a dick casts a shadow, but you can only see the shadow

“Oh, have you seen this art, that’s the shadow of an oddly shaped candle”

by Derpking666 December 30, 2023

Cake Scraper

Used to define a spatula that you would you to scrape cake batter off of the side of a bowl. It is bendable, and can gets the sides well to get all of the batter out.

Can you pass me that cake scraper.

by TurquoiseDragon January 15, 2024

Oreo Scrape

Scrapping the deodorant off a girls armpit with teeth like the filling out of an oreo.

Found out the girl i met on tinder has an arpit fetish so im going to try an oreo scrape.

by BusterV January 18, 2024

Poop Scrape

A skid mark or residual doodie stain left behind in one’s underbritches or in the toilet bowl once a bowl movement is flushed.

Young girl: Daddy, I’m sorry but I didn’t wipe my butt good enough and now my Bluey undies have a POOP SCRAPE

by MuffDivr2323 January 21, 2024

Girlfriend-shaped

when someone you're attracted to is absolute girlfriend material, inside and out

Hi, have you met Haazel? she's girlfriend-shaped!

by SergeantSoN'So February 9, 2024

Pot Scraper

A person who leaves "nothing on the table", they makes sure they get every last bit of what is theirs.

Bossman is about his business, a real hustler, a "pot scraper".

by Bossman Lee March 18, 2024