Poon Shield

Someone who sheilds themself from oppurtunies of getting some poontang making themself poons

Dean stop shielding the poon

stop being such a poon shield u poon

by fRRRb66 February 25, 2009

Flag

Get the Poon Shield mug.

Sally Shine

1. A fictional American child actress in "The Tower of Terror", parodying Shirley Temple.

2. An object, person or place that is a thinly-veiled or blatant imitation of an original.

3. Also a term for a challenger with similar attributes to his/her opponent.

1. "Hey did you saw that Sally Shine kid who got perma-banned while on an elevator?"

2. "ReactOS is such a Sally Shine of Windows,"

3. "Ricky Hatton is such a Sally Shine compared to Manny,"

by Huck Jones July 12, 2009

Flag

Get the Sally Shine mug.

choad shiner

The act of jacking off a choad. The owner of the choad must rub the choad in a wax on, wax off motion in order for ejaculation.

tony: yo dude i beat it like five times yesterday.

andrew: i thought you had a choad

tony: yeah i had to use the choad shiner technique

by deezballsniggah August 8, 2009

Flag

Get the choad shiner mug.

Palin Shield

An imaginary device people use to ignore the obvious blunders of political officials.

did you hear what palin did today?

nope. i've got my palin shield up i've given up on following goverment affairs.

by allley January 13, 2011

Flag

Get the Palin Shield mug.

Dion Shields

The act of liking more than two people at the same time and usually leading them all on.

omg, he's doing a Dion Shields!

by xxbubblezxx June 29, 2011

Flag

Get the Dion Shields mug.

Kid Shield

An excuse used by a father to explain why he was watching PG rated kids movie on the basis that they were watching it with their daughter or son.

It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.

Compare and contrast the usage of Kid Shield:

Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.

Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.

by Blargerrrrrr November 5, 2011

Flag