The Dickness Scale is a scale from 1-12 inches. Created by two best friends named Jackie and Kennedy in GA.
Sometimes if his personality or hotness is really high then it may go above the dickness scale. There is also a Dickness Scale for chodes.
Sometimes if his personality or hotness is really high then it may go above the dickness scale. There is also a Dickness Scale for chodes.
Person 1: ohhh that guy is sooo hot.
Person 2: What do you rate him on the Dickness Scale??
Person 1: He's a 72. *gets horny*
Person 2: What do you rate him on the Dickness Scale??
Person 1: He's a 72. *gets horny*
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Rateing someone on a scale of 1-10 on if you would fuck them. Usually combined with the Man Scale.
See also Man Scale
See also Man Scale
Josh: "She's like a 1 on the man scale but a 9 on the rictor scale."
Garrett: "Not even close. Shes like a 0 on the man but a 4 on the rictor."
Garrett: "Not even close. Shes like a 0 on the man but a 4 on the rictor."
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Get the Rictor Scale mug.When a woman shits in a mans mouth and then places it between her boobs. The man the titfucks her violently
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Get the Dirty scarlette mug.The Wrecked'em Scale is the logarythmic scale much like the Rector Scale used to measure assholism, the philosophy advocating being stoopid, insensitive, or hurtful with no perceived benefit to anybody. Each gain of 1 point on the Wrecked'em Scale represents a doubling of the negative effects of the measured behavior. In urban areas, 1-3 Wrecked'em events go almost un=noticed while Your Momma can detect a 1 or less.
George Bu$h admires John McCain's 9 on the Wrecked'em Scale because he is only a seven.
Miss Anne Coulter is a Wrecked'em Scale 10, the world's only known perfect score.
Miss Anne Coulter is a Wrecked'em Scale 10, the world's only known perfect score.
by R. Lemon March 11, 2008
Get the Wrecked'em Scale mug.A scale with witch one rates themself on exactly how high they are. 1 is not high at all and a 10 is mindfucked!
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Get the The Alphonso Scale mug.A scale that uses a females defining features to give them an overall score
Ex.
30% do she got a booty
30% cute face
30% some tig ol bitties
10% is she boring
Rate the contestant appropriately and total their score.
Ex.
30% do she got a booty
30% cute face
30% some tig ol bitties
10% is she boring
Rate the contestant appropriately and total their score.
(you would normal start the conversation by seeing an attractive woman walk by and share a quick judgement among colleges)
Guy 1: Ay, 7
Guy 2: hmmm, nah she's like a 4
1-10 female attractiveness scale
Guy 1: Ay, 7
Guy 2: hmmm, nah she's like a 4
1-10 female attractiveness scale
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