better than sex and salt and vinegar chips

When something is so damned good it blows your mind, kicking the Hell out of both sex and salt and vinegar chips.

That puff pastry was better than sex and salt and vinegar chips.

by chrisssy226 April 10, 2024

Salt shaker

A sex act where a woman is riding a Male, standing reverse cowgirl style. The man then creampies her and she then starts to twerk shaking all the sperm out of her like a salt shaker.

Kyle-"bro I was fuckin this girl and came in her and then she started to do the salt shaker everywhere"

by Oqeefe July 1, 2019

tilling salted soil

It's a wasted effort. A fool's errand. Banging your head against the wall.

With that man she's just tilling salted soil.

by MachinGunz June 3, 2017

to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010

salts

S - smiled
A - a
L - little
T - then
S - stopped

It was not that funny, but it made me smile a little for a second. It is used when messaging another person.

Text messages
Person 1: look at this funny meme
Person 2: salts

by charlidameliocancelled November 19, 2020

having salt in your blood

Once you get the salt in your blood you have a desire to go out on the ocean. Being on land gets boring after a while. It doesn’t take long to get salt in your blood. The lifestyle, the adventure, it is nothing that can compare to it.

He was experiencing what the maritime community refers to as “having salt in your blood.”

by Translator2000 September 16, 2018

Salt binch

epic group, tpose fam, actually annoying but kind

yo, look at that Salt Binch, i wanna hate on them

by Hulsky March 7, 2019