Safeway Secret Society

1. A secret society comprised of people owning a safeway club card that they regularly carry with them.

2. The largest, most powerful organization in the entire world.

Bouncer:I.D. please.
Society member: It's ok I'm part of the Safeway secret society (as he flashes his safeway club card).

Officer: do you know how fast you were going?
Society member: do you know I'm a member of the safeway secret society? (as he flashes his safeway club card)

by Penis McPherson December 27, 2007

safari

Heading to the bar looking specifically for cougars...

We are going on a safari.

To Africa?

No to the bar, he wants to hunt a cougar.

by wisewisdomwordstx September 17, 2010

safiya

a pretty girl that calls everyone losers bcs shes so swaggy gamer girl

hey ! whos that swaggy looking girl
oh ! thats safiya shes so swag i cant take it

by swaggirlgamerthickdick November 21, 2021

Säffle

the GANGSTA hood of Sweden yo!

xe säger (22:37):

du komma till säffle

skulle du bli nerslagen första dan

by nerslagen January 11, 2010

Saft

To stalk; to shamelessly pursue another person through base and reckless means

Jason safted the beefy trainer at the gym by surreptitiously taking photographs of him as he changed in the locker room.

by poopooOU812 September 6, 2016

safe as houses

A British term refering to the safety in investing by buying houses.

Although that bridge looks rickety is really as safe as houses.

by IrishLass138 April 1, 2017

Safeer

A Safeer is usually of Pakistani/Arab decent. He is a pretty goodlooking guy and can rock the designer stubble look. He is very athletic however does not show it off. He is more of lover than a fighter.

Damn, look at that Safeer. He owns me in every aspect of life.

by Hempking3245 January 26, 2011