Parker Sons

When you conceive two mildly autistic children who bathe frequently with one another. Despite this the stench of down syndrome remains. Both of them are huge disappointments to the whole family.

"Yo man, did you hear about them two fucking massive losers from Wardley?"
"Yeah man, the Parker Sons?"
"That's them! Total autistic cock suckers."

by Jack Willa October 21, 2020

Son of a tea towel

A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.

Drops Beer "Son of a tea towel"

by al00f March 19, 2010

dude brother man guy dawg son

Male

Yo dude brother man guy dawg son…c’mon!!

by BennyG47 February 11, 2024

National Teach your sons day

National reach your sons day is celebrated on April 24th, instead of national rape day, it’s national teach your sons day

Hey it’s national teach your sons day! Time to remind my son how to respect women

by THaNoS jeevanos April 19, 2021

son skill

A skill that only a son has.

Rami helped setup my computer. What a geek he is. That is definitely a son skill.

by Ramyhassin July 26, 2021

Son gun

Another name for a penis.

Babe, when I get home from work, I’m going to pound your meat tunnel like an animal until I fire my son gun so deep inside your puckering cervix that you’ll be pregnant before I pull out.

by JGnostikal May 30, 2024

My Son

a common term for a boy named Philip Hamilton who was the son of American immigrant Alexander Hamilton in the Broadway hit show Hamilton.

Songs from the Hamilton Original Broadway Cast Recording with the phrase "my son"

Yorktown - "Gonna start a new nation, gonna meet My Son!"
Someday - "Philip you outshine the morning sun, My son"
"Look at my son"
"Philip, when you smile, I'm undone. My son"
Stay Alive (Reprise) - "Where's mY sON?!"

by anonymous December 5, 2020