These hoes slap!

Adjective; phrase used to describe when something is the all time best. Especially used for describing food items.

Red: You try those cheesecakes from HEB yet?
Bone: Sure did! Eating one now, man These hoes slap! my boy!!
Red: Yes dey do!

by Wudupyo11 August 23, 2021

Badger Slap

The opposite of a Mushroom Stamp.

I want you to Badger Slap me with a bag of frozen peas.

by honeybadger42 September 11, 2011

Cooter Slap

Slapping a female in her genitalia to inflict pain.

He cooter slapped the shit out of her! That is what she gets for the junk punch.

by ThatGuyFromIdaho July 23, 2015

jizzle slap

1. When a man ejaculates on his own hand and slaps another person across the face. 2. When a man ejaculates on another person's hand while tickling their face, causing them to slap jiz-filled hand across one's face. *Each of these resulting in a jiz-covered face.

Patrick was firmly massaging his penis causing ejaculation onto Ken's hand. Becky was tickling Ken's nose with a feather causing Ken jizzle slapped himself. Ken's face was covered in Patrick's jiz!

by ladyfembot July 19, 2011

slap sacks

Two guys penetrating one girls vagina and ass at the same time and their balls slap against each other

Hey Ernie..want to slap sacks with dorthory?

by ling69 November 9, 2013

Slapping Jerry

When a laying down man with an erection punches their boner penis like a punching bag. The head should wobble with the shaft back and forth.

After I went to the movie with a naughty girl I had a nice boner so I started slapping jerry.

by Soon blayer April 28, 2015

Noggin Slap

When one is overdramatically hit in the head. Used when the incident sparks humor.

Guy 1: Jeff hit him so hard he fell out of his shoes!
Guy 2: Yeah he got fucking noggin slapped!

by NollyPolly March 14, 2021