bag ripped

can be used interchangeably in a variety of circumstances, usually as a proclamation or exclamation of excitement at witnessing something of value or quality.

May also be used when when experiencing pain (physical or emotional), anger, intoxication, or being under the influence of drugs.

Originated from the mock slang of middle class midwestern 20'somethings.

1) Upon seeing an attractive woman:

" Damn is her bag ripped!"

2) Expressing a level of intoxication:

person a) " man how much did you drink?"
person b) "I dunno man, but my bag is RIPPED!"

by Clint B. January 2, 2009

Platinum Rapper

The Mexican lady down the street that wraps burritos for everyone.

Damn, you see that crazy Mexicano with all her tortillas and meat and cheese? I wanna get with her tonight, the Platinum Rapper.

by yiggidyjigitywacko October 31, 2008

barf-ripper

Someone who vomits and then licks their vomit off of someone elses back and then tears that person ass open with their penis.

My uncle was a barf-ripper. He would smell bad when he got home.

by Fluffy Bunny Rape December 18, 2008

Coochie reppelent

A thing that gets no pussy no matter the tactic.

Kyle you are such a coochie reppelent. You can't even get your great grandmother's pussy.

by German5225 November 5, 2018

candy rapper

(n.) Modern-day rappers post-2010 with colorful hair and outfits who spit candy bars with very little substance.

You seen that new video 6ix9ine just put out? What a candy rapper.

by khadijah1 May 9, 2020

Loud Ripper

Put a buttplug in her ass and keep it there for a week straight and make her eat foods that make her fart. After the week, get her to fart and push out the buttplug, causing a loud ripping noise

Person 1: Lets do a Loud ripper
Person 2: Sure

by awsedrftghjkl;likuy November 25, 2021

Ass-rapper

Cardi B,
Soulja Boy,
Dan Reynolds,
Bubba Sparxxx,
Lil Jon,
Lil Wyte,
Juelz Santana,
Fabolous,
Gucci Mane,
Pitbull,
Flo Rida,
Cam'ron,
David Banner,
Trinidad James,
Benzino,
Daddy Yankee,
Yung Joc,
Shawty Low,
Kid Rock,
Yo Gotti,
Paul Wall,
French Montana,
Vanilla Ice,
MC Hammer,
Everlast,
Future,
Migos,
etc...

2021 = Cardi B is getting another baby.

Nicki Minaj OG fans: Looks like the ass-rapper is going to be a mother. No!

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 14, 2022