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Roman Holiday

A Roman Holiday is when someone decides to take a break from their usual lifestyle as a Roman Catholic to see what they have been missing out on. Common reasons for taking such a holiday would be so the person could practice promiscuity, bisexuality, homosexuality, use contraception without judgement, partake in orgies, sex rites and rituals, goddess worship, experiment with illegal drugs and so forth. Similar to the Amish idea of the 'devils playground'.
I'm taking a Roman Holiday because I'm sick of being judged by all those conservative Catholics who are squares.
by Buzz Gunz April 30, 2012
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my chemical romance

Just another band...seriously why do so many people have boners over these guys i mean i cant say im a fan of emo new punk shit but i heard them and they werent even catchy...WHAT DO U PEOPLE SEE IN THEM
MCR is another band crying their feelings
by batmansexystuff April 9, 2005
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Pure romance

A sexually charged feminine social group that was founded by Patty Brisben. The groups primary platform is based on the communal gathering of overly sexual or sexually deprived women who thrive on feminine fellowship and conglomerate masturbation.
They claim the organizational purpose to the group gatherings is to sell and distribute their fine personal products, but upon deeper dissection of the company structure, Pure Romance parties are simply female group Jilling fests.
Susie: "Hey Betsy, were you at the Pure Romance party last night?"

Besy: " Why yes Susie i was, Chelsea was Jilling so hard she squirted on us all!"
by Jilling John September 25, 2010
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roman

noun - an annoying college roommate. often, the roman will attempt to create uncomfortable homo-emotional moments between the roommates due to its periodic menstrual cycle. a roman can be identified with one or more of the following attributes: catching stray cats and keeping them to provide its own lonely pussy with company; wearing tight clothing, especially pants to show off its camel-toe; sleeping next to a machete as a precaution so that if too much blood flows from its vagina in the middle of the night, it can cut out the swollen tampon; lighting over 42 candles and placing them around the apartment as it masturbates to the bathroom mirror in the absence of "friends"; driving a green volvo wagon at high speeds with the windows down to air out its flapping vagina; in cases where its roommates leave it to run away, a roman will lock itself in its room for days as it cries in a whisper to its vagina; a roman's pet (such as lizards or fish) will kill themselves rather than suffer the nauseating stench which its festering vagina emits on a day to day basis.

if not clear by now, a roman will inherently have a vagina. this is due to a genetic mutation caused by being born in close proximity to the broken down nuclear sites of the former soviet union i.e. Chernobyl. in the event of encountering a roman, one MUST light it with a flaming glass of vodka; this is the only way it will leave you alone.

it is an unfortunate circumstance. one cannot control contingency.
I'm sorry I trashed your couch, bro.

What the fuck, dude! Why?!?

I had to. That fucking roman wouldn't stop threatening me with his machete because I didn't care about what he named his new beta-fish. After I lit him on fire, he was so upset, his vagina exploded. There was blood everywhere.

sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me
by beaman,dude April 29, 2010
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my chemical romance

A rock/metal Band that started in New Jersey.The members are Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Frank Iero,Bob Bryar,and Ray Toro.Gerard way originally did comic designs but 9/11 influenced him to put a band together.The albums so far are I brought you my bullets you brought me your love,Three cheers for sweet revenge,and welcome to the black parade.Their first song was skylines and turnstiles.The name of the band came from a book ecstasy:Three tales of Chemical Romance.
my chemical romance website = Mychemicalromance.com
by RaeRaeSonnnnnn February 29, 2008
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My Chemical Romance

The most amazing band/people that have ever been lucky enough to meet each other and speak a single lyric into a mic.
by alan_o_O January 14, 2008
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Romanian kiss

a guy kissing a girl on her lower lips and trying to stick his tongue as deep as possible
John is known for his skills in Romanian kissing : girls just love it!
by mr.wisdom June 5, 2010
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