Ranchers for Rabbits

a phrase describing a redundantly absurd oxymoron.

1. Literal
little Timmy: "I'm worried about all the rabbits that get burned up in brush fires."
Faker the Bear: "Well Gosh Timmy, if we could just open up even more of your state to grazing we could stop most of those brush fires."
little Timmy: "Wow that sounds great, will that help the wild horses too?!"
Faker: "hmmm...um, actually we are planning to round them up because there isn't enough food for them."

Kyle: "That's totally ranchers for rabbits.

by voodoo-strega January 19, 2010

the barking of rabbits

Idle chatter, gossip, nonsense.

All her talk of the rules changing to suit her needs was nothing but the barking of rabbits.

by Buddyshouse September 16, 2013

trip down the rabbit hole

Taking drugs such as LSD to experience an Alice and Wonderland like adventure

Dude we are going to take a trip down the rabbit hole tonight.

by Heasdhe May 8, 2015

washington jack rabbit

To jump on a sex partner by using your dick to land in the buttox.

He Washington jack rabbit onto jennifer.
FUCK JENNIFER THAT HOR

by Bloohoo November 14, 2016

rob the robber

Annoying little son of a bench
Can talk for hours

I have that Rob the Robber

by Hi fn April 20, 2018

steady diet of rabbit

If you’re on a “steady diet of rabbit”, it means you’re having tons of sex, aka screwing like rabbits.

Girl: “Judy seems different lately, she’s always so happy.”
Guy: “Oh that’s cause she’s been in a steady diet of rabbit ever since her and Joe got together.”

by TheCanon13 November 9, 2017

Inspecting the rabbi’s work

A Jewish male innuendo for masturbation.

“Hey, where’s Ari?”
“Oh, I think he’s in his room, inspecting the rabbi’s work.”

by Bill Erman May 20, 2018