Moon River

A cumshot right between the ass cheeks resulting in a flow of sperm right down the crack.

Turn around I’m about to moon river you

by chinah June 2, 2020

russian river girl

an ugly ass girl who fucks every single guy at Russian river WHILE she has a boyfriend who lives in granite bay. She lurks in Russian river where she has picked up every kind of vaginal sickness otherwise known as STD. She is an absolute monster that looks like the diarrhea i had last Thursday.

RUN!! its the Russian river girl!!

by Kenai fishies August 24, 2021

River Pussy

"Poker Term"

One who always makes his/her hand on the river or fifth street. Will call any bet to do so.

Man that river pussy hit his flush on the river after I went all-in.

by Jesse & Steven August 7, 2005

Pine River

Quite frankly, the best damn school ever.

I wish I went to Pine River. That school is superior to every other- especially McBain.

by ;Dfacebooklover April 20, 2011

Riding a river of game on a boat of swag

when someone has so much game and swag that it can't be described by just one of the two; usually means doing extremely well with the other sex

Dude last night Alex totally seduced this hot chick." "Yeah he was spitting some serious game." "He just had so much swag." "Yup, he was Riding a river of game on a boat of swag.

by Rye324 April 28, 2011

By George Martha, it's the river Nile!

A greeting used when one is surprised by someone's arrival.

guy 1: By George Martha, it's the river Nile!
guy 2: Oh hey, hows it going Joe.

by TheFlyingFuck October 17, 2011

rocks in the river

The looseness of bowls in which diarrhea is exerted from ones anus at high velocity, at such a rate it is perceived as rock being thrown into a river.

Hey Ralph, earlier I had that worst case of rocks in the river… taco bell just does not agree with me any more.

by Gnars December 30, 2005