retail

A reminder as to the benefits of a corporate job. Sure, you may have a stiff neck from eye strain, but its beats anything vs. a job where you're treated as sub-human, have to meet sales deadlines, and will make piss poor change from commission. Also every month of December is treated as hell due to Christmas.

Person 1: "I fucking hate my corporate job; doing the same shit every day."

Person 2: "Highly doubt its worse than retail. Because its horrible being a depressed sales person."

by senthurmanz June 15, 2018

couple's retreat

When go somewhere and everyone at the location is a couple. There are no single people. Not a good time unless you are one of the couples. Usually an awkward situation for anyone who is single.

The party was off the hook for a while then everyone left and it turned into couple's retreat. Let's go to another party to find some chicks.

by Pedro4 September 15, 2010

can i return it?

a smart-ass response usually to an authority figure you've pissed off. often in response to something along the lines of "you've just bought yourself a week of detention" or something else you clearly don't want but have somehow purchased.

coach: that's enough outta you, maggot! you just bought yourself another lap!

gym student: uh...can i return it?

by Xxpoison kissesxX May 10, 2011

pants on head retarded

Some one so stupid you can just see them waring thier pants on thier head and making loud unintelligable noises and drooling.

Tard: * removes pants *
Me: WTF
Tard *places on head*
Me: God fucking damnit not another...
Tard: flarf narf *drool* can i has hug? *SHITS SELF*
Person2: fucking text book pants on head retarded situation.

by TheStorey December 27, 2007

Showing Somebody Retarded

the act of showing somebody retarded is when you get mad at somebody and then show them retarded

Guy1: dude craig your fat
Guy2: shutup dude your like retarded
Guy1: I'll show you retarded



How is he showing somebody retarded? we will never know

by Rossdoni February 6, 2009

rethug

short form of "rethuglican"

Thank God the Democrats kicked the Rethugs out of Congress in 2006.

by MsDeirdre November 11, 2008

Retnoob

From the MMORPG 'World of Warcraft' a 'retnoob' is a slang phrase for a player of the 'Paladin' class who has placed his or her talent points in the 'Retribution' talent tree. It is thought by some that the Retribution tree is an 'easy-mode' for paladins and hence is used by younger players.

"lol, you're a retnoob? Learn2play'

by Xerophon August 23, 2006