a real one

The One who makes you look funnier infront of your crush.

Person1: "Ayo you a real one g"
Person2: "Ight Ight go get her homie"

by richniqqa December 8, 2021

Not real

Grumpy single Karen lingo for "A stealer". Specifically used by Tiffiny Gomas who freaked out on an airplane because some guy supposedly stole her AirPods, she went on to make a loud announcement saying "That motherfucker is not real", however, before this was revealed, people believed it was fake people being placed on airplanes by the government, and one happened to scare Tiffiny, delaying the flight too. Of course this was false and she apologized. But still, "Not real" is lingo for "A stealer".

"That motherfucker is Not real"

by REDBOSS2008 September 4, 2023

know da real

To know the truth about something.

To know "what's up."

That ain't my baby, I know da real!

by J-Aizzle January 7, 2009

JEBBY IS REAL

just is ok?

jebby will be forever in our hearts, our hopes and dreams , jebby is real

by [e-mail] April 6, 2017

Imma be real with you chief

When you are about to tell a friend something that they should never repeat in front of anyone else under any circumstances.

"Hey Drake, Imma be real with you chief, I think Travis is so fucking whipped by his girlfriend."

"Word, I respect that"

by Angelkin Kiroshima June 12, 2018

Cha cha real smooth

Expression used for accentuate the success of a risky and improper move.

When the bottle of motor oil says that it lasts a year but you drink it in 15 minutes: cha cha real smooth

by anonymous September 16, 2020

Among us in real life

A gay ass song made by a couple of white bitches and their boyfriends.

Among us in real life is the worst song ever.

by Balls Obama July 21, 2022