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russian screwjob

A male sucking his own penis while getting a rim job from a girl
Verb. Cody had a Russian screwjob with Sydney
by Death trap97 January 16, 2019
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New Russia

New Russia is a successful nation discord server lead by Ur_Yoinked2, it represents the current Russia with a mix of the Soviet Union and is communist, it has more than 1000 members and a very cool server.
wars:
-LoS conflict; a war between nation servers within the League of Servers against The Authority, Rome and the Berlin Pact
-NR-SU war; a war which occurred when New Russia was only around 100 members, yet it claimed victory over their 300+ members enemy server.
-TA/NR cold war, rising tensions between The Authority and New Russia, while there never really was a war declaration, the tensions were high and there was a lot of threatening, a war almost started after The Authority occupied a close ally of New Russia. Luckily, this cold war came to an end.

-GSU invasion: censored

Despite many thinking so, New Russia does not support raiding, as it is against the Terms of Service and guidelines against ToS, and no matter the wars New Russia has been involved in, their military has never been used for raiding purposes.
John: hey man, I've seen you online on discord all day, what are you doing on there?

Max: oh I just joined this new server called New Russia, it has over 1000 members and is super cool, you should totally check it out on disboard!
by Cykachu April 15, 2021
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russian abortion

This is when you drink vodka until your fetus falls out of your body.
"Dude, I had no idea what that chick was going to do since her parents wouldn't let her get a real abortion, but low and behold, everything's cool 'cause she gave herself a Russian abortion last Friday night!"
by A silly whore September 7, 2007
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russian candycane

when a guy and a girl are fucking when the girl is on her period and the guy has no condom and he cums and when he pulls out its a mixture of the blood and the cum
my bestfriend didnt know she was on her period and when he pulled out she laughed because he had blood on his dick and she had cum on her and they mixed and the bitch was russian so they called it a russian candycane
by nastbitch101 January 19, 2011
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Russian Goofy

A noun and verb.
During sex when one person pours vodka into the other person's asshole and motorboats it out.
-Amanda loved it when I gave her the ol' Russian Goofy last night
-Awesome, bro. Thanks for the tip!
by tragicblindfold March 23, 2009
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Russian Enima

When multiple penises are in one anus
Her asshole is so big,gasp, I wonder if she got a Russian Enima
by Crazy93 August 11, 2009
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Russian Raindrop

An act of torture: When youre sexing up your lady and when youre about to pop you tie your woman up, hold your junk over her head, pinch your dank, and have your jism drip out slowly on her forehead until you run out of baby batter.
Joe: Dude i gave sue the russian raindrop last night!
Bob: How long did it last for????
Joe: like 3 hours! by the end she was caked in my dried seed crying for her life
Bob: dude you rule. can you russian raindrop me??
Joe: ....
by TorturemeGibson October 16, 2009
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