Poon

A Pakistani (or subcontinental) version of a “coon”.

My dad’s such a poon, he wants to go golfing with his white friends.

by Visionarypoon November 26, 2021

A Lewis Poon

A lewis POON ‘You’re such a lewis Poon’ meaning your a small middle aged man from particularly from little lever, BOLTON, who cannot control their anger or love for drinks. A lewis Poon (NOON) is a hairy man. A lewis POON has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend and often gets told he is ‘punching’

‘No way that is your girlfriend! Your such a lewis POON!)

by Simon News1 July 20, 2022

Poon Saloon

A shelter or some form of mobile dwelling placed on a sand bar for romantic escapades

“Hey hot stuff, finish that beer real quick so we can hit up the poon saloon as soon as they’re done in there”

by PSE2022 July 31, 2022

Poon

Pussy and/or Vagina, used by midgets in the late 16th century.

This coopa ass bitch is a stupid POON.

by BigShmeat February 17, 2022

Farm poon

To farm poon means to actively work to get pussy. Like you are farming corn except not corn. You are farming poon.

“Bro last night Jonathan was absolutely farming poon”

It’s ok you struck out last night, we’ll farm poon tonight

by Yonatan676767 September 24, 2025

poon

A word with no set meaning, but which has a few widely accepted uses.

Widely accepted uses:
poon:
1. (verb) To defeat, or (in any sense) to dominate someone (often with vulgar undertones)
2. (noun) Someone who pisses you off
3. (verb) To piss someone off
poonie:
4. (noun) Significant other or bromance

1. Peter just pooned his opps.
2. You're such a poon, Phil.
3. You're pooning me off so bad, Adam.
4. Robert is my poonie.

by lilpoonie October 18, 2025

Poon

A fictional species from the game "ATLYSS" that are a lagomorphic race of forest creatures. Their body features range from those of rabbits to jackalopes, with several available antler options. They can also have other mammalian features, with character creation options allowing for feline and canine characters.

"Im pooning it, Im pooning it"

by bemis development group November 8, 2025