Piss Token

Urine Sample

I went to the doctor's and handed them a piss token

by FatalDischarge August 28, 2013

pissadointed

Sometimes you're pissed.
Sometimes you're disappointed.
Sometimes you're pissed and disappointed at the same time.
That means you're
pissadointed.

When I was rejected from Yale I was pissadointed.

by richlew53 December 11, 2013

piss pool

The little kiddie pool next to the big adult pool that the little kids swim and pee in. Also, the pool your drunken guests pee in when the keg is too close to the kiddie pool.

We went to the Old Man's house on the 4th of July and the piss pool behind the house smelled of urine while the D.J. was playing the song, ooooh that smell, can't you smell that smell? We invited the Old man over and knew we would have the big pool for the adults and the piss pool for the kids.

by mikefromuniontown December 15, 2013

piss trench

Woman's front waste functional.

Piss trench, piss flaps, fanny , twat. Etc

by Daft crack pj January 23, 2014

piss crook

Adjective, meaning "hung over" in New Zealand English slang. Comes from "piss" (alcohol; getting drunk) and "crook" (NZ/Aus/UK sick; ill), literally "alcohol sick". Usually implies that vomiting is involved.

Mate, I was so piss crook yesterday, couldn't stop chundering aye.

by morninglory07 January 11, 2015

Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 8, 2016

piss to my ear

When someone is talking bullshit

Person 1: ”Believe it or not but I found a real diamond last night and..".
Person 2: ...”Don’t piss to my ear!"

by Thehostess April 24, 2017