peter piper

shotgunning smoke into a girl's vagina while having a threesome and passing it to your friend who then inhales out the smoke.

donald and I peter pipered that girl last night.

by theHandyman July 13, 2011

peter pan

The sexual act involving filling a man's urethra with peanut butter and having their partner suck it out.

Baker gave Means a peter pan last night and now the roof of his mouth is all sticky.

by annonymousi January 21, 2009

peter beater

A wood stick or rod, used for the specific purpose of beating a person or persons named Peter

Peter, i swear to God dont make me take out my peter beater!

by Stage Crew September 20, 2006

peter pan

(Requires a girl with a nosering) The act of cumming up a girl's nostril and having it shoot out the nosering hole.

That receptionist is hot - I'd like to pop out that nosering and Peter Pan her!

by CaptainHook February 1, 2007

Blue Peter

When a man has had so much sex, his penis will not become erect anymore. This is referred to as having a "Blue Peter".
Peter is a nickname for the male member, and blue is used to mean dead or tired.

"I fucked that girl so hard I got a Blue Peter!!"

"Hey let's have sex again!"
"Can't! I have a Blue Peter!"

by Biblo February 15, 2005

peter griffin

epic and swag go gay yourself

peter griffin is my dad

by gay die October 26, 2018

peter long

a term used for a penis that is big or long

Jeremy: "Hey this is Jeremy"
Jaimee: "Oh, i thought it was peter long"
Jeremy: "How'd you know my peter was lonG?"

by Pootang July 28, 2008