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girl parker

a girl who wears sporty or emo things and is normally a lesbian because of her off manliness
parker female female Parker girl Parker
by musicaddict24 March 10, 2016
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Parker

Parker's are usually homosexual males that don't come out of the closet at first. They usually act very gay and take anal very well
by Scyther2328 August 19, 2016
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pecker

A skinny guy that has a small dick or no dick at all.
Pecker!
by Balano May 3, 2003
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Parker

A person who sucks at basketball and is a complete bandwagon.
Dude I hate that kid, he's a total Parker .
by Same alert July 11, 2016
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Parker

Hey you have a disgusting mixture of sweat, nachos and semen on your chest. Stop being a Parker.
by fruitclup July 4, 2016
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peeker

someone, usually an overly concerned parent who barges in on there's child's internet conversations
tokyopop2457: how does your mom know i'm chatting with you?
gtafellowship1x: its a little thing called asking questions
gtafellowship1x: and me answering
gtafellowship: lol ok
gtafellowship1x: she's not a peeker or anything
gtafellowship1x: i think i just coined a new word!
by corporate_nothing April 7, 2004
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Parker Kilts

The most amazing guy to me, he's everything I've ever wanted. He's perfect to me. I love him with all of my heart, and he is simply wonderful. He stole my heart, so I guess I can't really love him with all of MY heart...
But he is a simply GORGEOUS guy, and I love being with him, even though sometimes it doesn't seem like it.. He makes me smile for THE longest times ANYONE can achieve, he makes me laugh harder than anyone else ever will, and he makes me feel like someone actually cares. That someone actually cares about me and loves me and will take care of me. I felt like I've loved other people before, but not like how I love him.

Yea, there are some things he does that I don't like, but I love him for him. I love him just the way he is, but I know he's not going to stay the same forever. And I'm ready for that. I want to be with him, through everything. I want him to be with me. I love him, and I'm glad he's with me.

So girls, if you ever fined your Parker Kilts, whether he has either of those names for first or last, KEEP HIM!!:)
~I love you, Parker Kilts.

~You're soo amazing, Parker Kilts!
by Parker'sGirl March 19, 2011
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