by FadeFromNA February 4, 2022
Get the Patrickmug. What are you doing to him Patrick!
by Anonymous090 April 24, 2023
Get the Patrickmug. A Patrick is a retired person who complains about the jonagolds not being in stock.
A Patrick is the male version of a Karen.
He can't smell if there are any jonagolds in the store, that is one of their biggest weaknesses.
If the drama is over he continues by talking to himself to boost his confidence.
The characteristics of a Patrick is someone who is above fifty, retired, doesn't have any kids, is bald, wears glasses and only talks about how hard their childhood was.
A Patrick is the male version of a Karen.
He can't smell if there are any jonagolds in the store, that is one of their biggest weaknesses.
If the drama is over he continues by talking to himself to boost his confidence.
The characteristics of a Patrick is someone who is above fifty, retired, doesn't have any kids, is bald, wears glasses and only talks about how hard their childhood was.
by SuppressedOdin January 19, 2021
Get the Patrickmug. Patrick is a little asshole and has even had a micro-Penis when he tries to have sex with girls when he starts showing. his penis run SO FAR AWAY, he even has to use a special condom called Mirco-condoms.
by Gayguys_yea December 7, 2021
Get the Patrick Blantonmug. by JaxTheUrbanDictonarian. April 27, 2023
Get the Patrick Star With Big Water Jug On Head.mug. 1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born (usually while drunk)
Yo bro, I was so Patrick Shwavy last night I accidentally confused a kid with cerebral palsy with a kid that died in a car accident. I never wanna drunk again
by Oreolas December 16, 2019
Get the Patrick Shwavymug. by Wrandb04 December 16, 2019
Get the Patrick Shwavymug.