Patrick Arnold

That friend who talks a big open-relationship game until their partner actually gets more action than they do.

He was all poly until she had her first date. Then he pulled a Patrick Arnold and started quoting attachment theory.

by Peggy Shippen September 9, 2025

Patrick

Also named patrick. Sucks at valorant. Is not an awpper. He should probably uninstall the game entirely.Simps for innocent women that are not attracted to him. Will tell shitty jokes and sarcastically laugh at them. Usually will be a disappointment of A human being. Probably has his name as VanillaCqke as discord username

Patrick sucks at valorant

by Chonky woman July 21, 2020

Patrick Shwavy

When you're intoxicated and you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born.

I'm all Patrick Shwavy and I see this kid in a wheelchair and I thought it was him.

by PersonalJesus December 16, 2019

Patrick bereznicki

Patrick bereznicki meaning “thick brows” aka red from angry birds

Damnnn u have Patrick bereznicki brows

by Honest.anne April 7, 2023

Patrick Wienand

gimp²

Person 1: 'What do you think of Patrick Wienand'
Person 2: 'He's such a bloody gimp'

by willyoutjohnson January 30, 2025

jerry patrick

The lord of Pythagorean theorem, will teach it to you endlessly

Jerry Patrick: sorry for teaching Pythagorean Theorem so much but you're going to need it

by A single Flute Player in Band December 12, 2018

patrick shwavy

when you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born

someone should put patrick shwavy in the urban dictionary -noel miller

by liceaddict December 16, 2019