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peter parker

When doing a girl from behind, one pulls out his penis just before finishing and releases his manly juice in his hand. He then spits on the woman's back so she believes he has finished on her, when she turns around the man throws his discharge into her face and yells "PETER PARKER!!"
she was blinded for life as a result of his peter parker.
by jon abbot August 7, 2007
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pecker leach

1: a woman who luvs to suck the shit outta some dick
2: someone who is a total asshole
My girlfriend is a pecker leach......: Both definitions covered
by mad wiccan May 3, 2003
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pecker brain

Someone who has the brain of a pecker (a small bird);a punk kid who isn't smart.
Example A:Stop being a pecker brain and think before you do something stupid!

Example B: Your little brother is a pecker brain,he has the brain of a bird!
by maclean II August 19, 2007
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Peckerchecker

A guy who is too chickenshit to change and shower at the gym, but is always giving sideways stares to older naked guys swinging dicks. Usually a millennial who bitches about “naked old men in the locker room “ in anonymous online rants
Bill brought his son Devon to workout with us. He went home in drenched sweaty clothes , but strangely kept staring at our junk. He’s a peckerchecker
by Davedale August 24, 2019
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floormatt parker

to take a fat, wet shit on the floor, adjacent to entry, of a public establishment. similar to dirty bruno
i hated that place, so i took a mean floormatt parker in front of the entrance
by jose suarez May 9, 2006
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noah parker

the most beautifulest man to ever walk this earth! he is a sexy man and should never forget! he is the man of every girls dreams . usually blonde with green eyes has the most sexiest under wear! everything about him is just lovely . he is usually called boobear by this girl who she loves him alot!
kayla: who is that sexy man

john: oh its noah parker
by ploop plop August 6, 2012
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Peter Parker

When a man or woman fingers themselves with only the middle finger and ring finger, so that when fingering themselves they're hand looks like Spiderman's hand while shooting webs. People usually think about Peter Parker / Spiderman while doing this (because people are nasty fucks).
My wife Peter Parkered herself while watching a Spiderman movie last night.
by Azzazicc May 16, 2016
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