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puppy post

A blog entry posted on an innocuous topic to distract blog readers from a previously posted blog entry that is causing criticism or dissension. Also used to move previous blog entries down the screen so as to push them off the front page of a blog.

Origin: On 4/25/2008, a post titled "The TSA Puppy Program" was posted on the Transportation Security Administration's blog (blog.tsa.gov). Conjecture in the comments section was that the post, which contained pictures of cute puppies, was intended to distract readers from the vociferous discussions on previous posts regarding such topics as "Safety and Privacy Concerns Regarding the Millimeter Wave Whole Body Imager" (posted 4/24/2008) and "Catch a Wave and Avoid a Pat Down" (posted 4/17/2008). Since that time, posts on the TSA blog which seem to be intended to distract readers from previous contentious dicussions have been called "puppy posts."
The blog staff has posted another puppy post today, this time about chewing gum on airplanes. It's pushed the Constitutional discussion to the next page.
by ladytraveler April 8, 2011
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Scud Puppy

The type of thot that say "It's my first time" but in reality shes got more bodies than you , yo homie, yo momma and daddy combined.
by lemoncrothcman January 21, 2020
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Spins you like a puppy’s bowtie

When a person cheers you up by spinning you around similar to the video of a puppy’s bowtie spinning
Person 1: Wow, I’m so sad because of how men treat me.
Person 2: Picks you up, spins you like a puppy’s bowtie.
by ReddietoExplore April 17, 2022
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My puppy

A woman or man that keeps coming back you know matter how you treat them
She’s my puppy. She caught me cheating and still came back
by MsPeaches June 22, 2021
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Puppy eyes

How niggas look at you when they want some wings
*Person 1 and 2 are at the front buying some wings

Person 2: “Lemme get boneless wings dipped in sweet and sour

Person 1: *Puppy eyes

Person 2: *sigh
“Alright fine”
by Ncthh5 June 17, 2023
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Puppy Coded

TRZAYNE's celebratory phrase when he wins a game online or achieves something god or of value. This is only for TRZAYNE, as it is a gatekept saying.
In Fortnite:
tomtanks1418: Oh no I'm downed and they're gonna touch me!
TRZAYNE: Not on my watch pal.
*TRZAYNE full boxes around tomtanks1418 and kills the enemy duo*
TRZAYNE: I'M SO PUPPY CODED AT THIS GAME!!
by TRZAYNE October 13, 2024
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Puppy Flapjack

A sexual position used by cross country/track runners where a guy give a girl a cream pie while in doggy-style and the girl uses the male's ball-sack to "sponge" up the sperm, she then proceeds to eat the ball-sack like a flapjack.
Guy- "C'mon baby let me cum in you."
Girl- "Ok, but let me puppy flapjack you."
by King's Fork Honey Badger August 14, 2012
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