east poundtown

The strapping on of a rubber phalus by a woman and subsequent insertion of said phalus into her husband's anus. The woman is careful to disregard the man's wellbeing and satisfaction.

guy: "hey bill you look like your walking funny, everything all right?"

bill: "oh yeah my wife just took me to east poundtown last night."

guy: "dude thats gotta be the gayest thing ive ever heard."

by newstylee March 7, 2008

anal pounded weasel

a small weasel being raped analy while screaming " holy shit you cock sucker ! "

" damn that poor anal pounded weasel ..."

by imerplayer January 1, 2010

Poindextrose

A chemical component of the sweat from a nerd, geek or dweeb; said to have pheromone-type properties. A bully, when unconciously exposed to this chemical, becomes enraged to the point of violence against the emitter.

Also, a portmanteau of 'Poindexter' and 'Dextrose'

Lisa Simpson extracted a sample of poindextrose from the school nerd, and wafted it in the direction of the bully.

by RulzC December 27, 2011

Pabst pounder

Pabst beer makes a 16 oz. can, when ordering one it is common to say "let me get a pabst pounder." 16 ounces makes a pound, and granted it is 16 fluid ounces, but one ounce of water is supposed to weigh one ounce, or so my high school educations says so.

let me get a pabst pounder

by Milwaukee Mark January 28, 2005

Plunder The Booty

To have anal sex

This chick and I were playin Pirates and she let me Plunder the Booty

by anonfrank December 4, 2009

Double Quarter Pounder

The best bloody burger ever made. You can buy it from McDonalds. At the bottom is bread, then cheese, then beef, more cheese, more beef, more cheese, pickles, onions, tomato sauce, mustard and then bread. Just reading this should make your mouth water.

Bob: Can i have a medium double quarter pounder meal with a coke as the drink ?
McDonald's Employee: Sure, that comes to $8.45
Bob: Thanks mate

by Maccasaddict November 24, 2009

Poundjack

The act of intercepting a pound (Fist Bump) intended for another person. This can be done to both friends and complete strangers. After the interception, the Poundjacker must yell "Poundjacked!"

OH SHIT, DOUG JUST POUNDJACKED YOU AGAIN.

by Matty Matty the Big Daddy November 7, 2010