Poke the Pineapple

When one uses their phallus to poke another person's butt cheeks, but ends up prodding their sphincter instead

Person 1: Did Barry "poke the pineapple"?
Person 2: Yes, and he took our friendship to a whole new level...
Person 1: So he's out of the friendzone?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes

by GrizzlyArsenal July 12, 2018

Pineapple Pickle

The action of taking out the middle part of a pineapple, then proceeding to angrily have sex with it.

Dude, I caught John doing a Pineapple Pickle.

by Graham848 June 17, 2023

Spicy pineapple upside down cake

When you give a urine sample offer this as a specialty; spin the rim of the sample cup in your bleeding vagina, next dip rim in tajin, following - fill the cup with your urine. Serve with the cap underneath.

I went to the Public Health Clinic and served them my Spicy Pineapple Upside Down Cake...

by Bigteenus March 19, 2021

slicing the pineapple

doing something meaningless and retargerous and suffer the subsequent negative consequences

if you don't know what you're doing, it's better to ask others for help instead of just slicing the pineapple

by Sexydimma March 13, 2015

Pineapple

Uncommonly used in the VW car community to describe an idiot. Specifically, someone who is knowingly rude to others.

Go eat some crayons you fuckin pineapple.

by logo23456 February 2, 2023

Pineapple fucker

A man who hallows out pineapples and fucks them. They are also in a team (cult) for people who have a pineapple fucking kink.

“Did you hear Kyle is a pineapple fucker?”

by pathena855 April 4, 2024

Pineapple

A word used as a code name for your crush, who is really sweet but makes you want to kill yourself.

Sarah: did you see pineapple today?
Stephanie: yah, he looked really cute.

Later that day
Sarah: I hate pineapple.
Stephanie: now what?
Sarah: he ignored me the whole day!

by unicornsparklyanttianttia September 28, 2019