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Square

Extremely good looking guy.

Weirdly big eyes.
Good abs.
A classic square.
I went on a date with a real square yesterday.
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Squared up

Jenn and her friends were squared up on new years eve.
by Kblue111 February 4, 2024
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square root of 2

An irrational number that is apparently the distance between two vertices diagonally on a square with each side being 1 unit long
The square root of 2 is a backrooms level that only the most elite mathematicians can survive.
by ThatNumber95 December 7, 2024
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Galvanized Square Steel

The strongest and most efficient material to build beds to house 5 people in a 10 sqft room.
Garry: Ah shoot, I really have to build beds for 5 people in one room!
Dave: Bro, just use galvanized square steel.
by MarcelloGunner June 5, 2024
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Losing your squareness

Losing your squareness means to kiss a boy or girl with tongue for the first time.
Example: I lost my squareness to Betty the other day. It was moist and squishy but I liked it.

Example: Did you enjoy losing your squareness to Betty?

Definition: To kiss someone with tongue for the first time.
by Lord_Bibblinngton April 1, 2021
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square

1. a 4-sided quadrilateral with 2 pairs of parallel sides and 4 right angles.
2. slang for cigarette
3. a boring, uninteresting, or out-of-the-loop person or someone who is lame, not fun, or not interested in fun
Person 1: "I think we should go to the party on Friday."
Person 2: "Personally, I've been behind on my honework lately, I might stay to do that instead."
Person 1: "Come on, don't be a square!"
by jnd2008 February 12, 2025
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Square

A boring mainwashed sheep. No hobbies. No music taste. No dress sense. No sense of humour.

Frowns upon any type of drug use even though they'll have a drink and get drunk off a single pint.
Common sense in these beings appears to be null. They suck the life and fun out of the room upon entry.
They generally look down on others like they're gods gift to grace the earth and we should all be in awe of their presence even though they come across as a hostile, grumpy twat because they think they're better than everyone else.
Their family are the complete opposite and the parents wonder where they went wrong to spawn such a detached individual.

Probably washes themselves with fancy organic soap and eats vegan foods to the point of illness. They hate animals.

They are a lie to themselves and humanity.
Hooman 1 - what is that persons

major malfunction.

Hooman 2 - let's move away from it

for it is a fucking square

There is no fun to be had

in its presence.
by scrotaltumour November 11, 2017
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