Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck

(adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.

"Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck."

by Gixzo July 11, 2008

did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck

what u say to someone after they say something completly ridiculus or stupid

Lady- Baby, no more going to the strip clubs. its tearing us apart.

Man- did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck?

by micheal watts December 26, 2007

Running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck

To run as if your life depended on it. It's pretty self explanatory.

I saw Joe turn the corner with Mike hard on his heels. Joe was running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck.

by Luke Treu September 25, 2006

Truck burrito

Sucking dick in the car

“Hey want to go to my car for a truck burrito”

by MurphyWilde April 13, 2021

dick truck

It's just like a cake truck, but you get dick instead.

A dick truck is just like whale sex.

by 21_jo-z February 28, 2017

bentley truck

Yeat's admired bentayga, an SUV by Bentley, pronounced ben-ley, not to be mistaken for Tonka, a Mercedes Benz G wagon.

"ride in that bentley, in tha bentley truck"
"I wan bentley I want money I wan bentley I want money"

by NammaJeff May 10, 2023

Cyber Truck

A boxy car that's a danger to society.

" IS THAT A TRAPEZOID?!"
" Nahh that's my cyber truck by the Lord and savior Elon Musk. "

by SuckMyNutz42069 December 11, 2024