Danger noodle surprise

When your fucking a bitch doggy style and you tell her your about to cum but instead of cumming you put a snake in her ass and scream “danger noodle surprise”

“Bro I gave that chick from the party last night a danger noodle surprise”

by Mc speedy June 10, 2020

Chicken Noodle Sandwitch

A sandwitch made simply out of drained Crack Head Soup. Some have said "Fuck I love me a Chicken Noodle Sandwitch!"

OMAFUCKINGAWD! This Chicken Noodle Sandwich is delicious!!!
Chicken Noodle Sandwitch = Good

by Eric Desperato & Rosco March 4, 2007

Big ass noodle

Originating from no one ever, a big ass noodle is basically a very large piece pasta.

The big ass noodle was obviously a big ass noodle.

by Herps are for real June 16, 2015

Wet Noodle Nut

Ejaculating without an erection

I was jerking it and I couldn't get a boner but I pounded out a wet noodle nut anyway

by P. B. Flloyd December 4, 2018

Noodles-on-the-Couch Day

One of those days where you don't feel like doing anything so you just sit on the couch and eat Ramen Noodles all day

Friend: You good man?
Me: Nah. I've been having a Noodles-on-the-Couch Day since I woke up.

by Fergie03 December 31, 2020

Ball sac noodle

Another word for pubic hair

He had a ball sac noodle on his face

by Gumbofromtgesimpsons June 8, 2013

poodle my noodle

The act of a male putting his soft penis into a girl's untrimmed vagina

Happens to only gaylords who play fortnite

DUDE "poodle my noodle when" I tried fucking a girl at a party last night it was terrible

by Sumica June 1, 2018