Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck

(adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.

"Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck."

by Gixzo June 22, 2008

did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck

what u say to someone after they say something completly ridiculus or stupid

Lady- Baby, no more going to the strip clubs. its tearing us apart.

Man- did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck?

by micheal watts January 9, 2008

Running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck

To run as if your life depended on it. It's pretty self explanatory.

I saw Joe turn the corner with Mike hard on his heels. Joe was running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck.

by Luke Treu September 25, 2006

Titty Truck

The pick up vehicle for a strip club.

My car is broke, so I had the titty truck pick me up and give me a ride to Flap Jacks.

by Ballzer February 28, 2009

levis truck

beat up old truck that has fog lights and rails on the back you cant make sharp turns into parking spots due to the large metal thing on the bumper.

Wow, look at the truck its definately levis truck.

by country girl you wish you had September 27, 2008

bentley truck

Yeat's admired bentayga, an SUV by Bentley, pronounced ben-ley, not to be mistaken for Tonka, a Mercedes Benz G wagon.

"ride in that bentley, in tha bentley truck"
"I wan bentley I want money I wan bentley I want money"

by NammaJeff May 10, 2023

Momster truck

Oversized and unnecessary school run SUVs that are capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerbs. Perfect for driving over unseen kids on bikes and lesser vehicles.

Sorry I'm late. Traffic was snarled up with the school run momster truck parade.

by Miscusername July 26, 2024