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nerd

someone who can speak every language except his own.

"OMG WHAT A DWEEB HE IS IMPERSONATING JOHN LENNON WITH THE GLASSES, id rather he couldnt read without them, than to show up our whole school!!!!"
JIM JAM-"greetings i give to you fellow students"
ANNIE-"What the hell is this nerd saying jason!?"
JASON-"something about a student?!"
ANNIE-" I really dont understand"
by mistii October 30, 2007
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Neardy

Someone who lets their beard grow down their neck making it a neard. These types of people live very socially awkward and unsuccessful lives. Women also refuse to sit on their faces for fear that they might receive crabs.
That baseball player is the most Neardy person i have ever seen bro
by thisisbooboo May 5, 2015
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nerd

One whos primary goal is to dismiss all other popular thin people as noobs.
Nerds schedual:

1.WoW(all night long).
2.meet with "friends" on tribal wars.
3.simultaneously try to eat tofu and finish dungeon runners campain on epic .
4.get beat up by jocks.
5. do extremely difficult, incomperhensible, harvard level math while hacking into classified government files.
6.have intense disscussion with physics teacher about how the best way to get through the balrog caverns of doom is.
7.repeat
by Istalkforcashsucks November 25, 2009
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turbo nerd

A person who wears a sweater vest, pocket protector, thick glasses and talks about how much they love Star Wars. Overall, they are the social outcasts who play Dungeons and Dragons on Saturday nights and go to comic conventions each week.
Man, that kid is such a "Turbo Nerd"
by H C G December 11, 2006
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Pseudo-Nerd

A person who is slightly a nerd or geek, yet can interact with modern society as if "normal" for his/her age. A Pseudo-Nerd can understand nerdy banter and usually interacts with the geeky topics, and can can shift to more "normal" topic such as sports or politics as if he was a different person. Pseudo-Nerds usually despise other social parties in both the nerdy category and the "normal category, such as Bro's, Skin-Heads, Weeaboos, and Fanboys, due to there closed-minded nature and super biased opinions. Pseudo-Nerds are pretty laid back people who love interesting discussions/debates, rarely give two-shits about "petty things" such as high school drama and which anime is better, and love to troll the other groups for personal enjoyment. Psuedo-Nerds are a rare breed that are vastly outnumbered by there "disliked" counter parts.
If one is a Pseudo-Nerd, usually one of the fallowing events will happen in there life-time:

1) Someone who is heading on a snowboard trip for the weekend with his friends and plays the newest pokemon video game during anytime free time he has.

2) Someone who watches the entire Cell Games Saga of Dragon Ball Z to prepare for the big Boxing game that night.

3) Someone who just after they had woken up with the biggest hangover with a ranked 9 girl next to him naked, decides it's the best time to finally take on the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda.

4) Someone who after taking your girlfriend to see her favorite baseball team, tries to convince her to finally watch Cowboy Bebop with you instead of rushing home to see the latest episode of Jersey Shores.
by Da_Jarvis April 13, 2011
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nerd

1) One whose level of interest or skill in areas or fields not considered "mainstream" by the general public is extraordinary

2) One who has such interests, and devotes time enough to them to preculde participation in significant aspects of "mainstream" life.

USAGE NOTE--"Nerd" is differentiated from "geek" as follows--"geeks" are those who have extraordinary interest or skill in technology-related fields. While some nerds may also be geeks, and geeks may also be nerds, the intersection of the two sets of individuals is not equivalent to their union. The important thing to remember in differentiation is the impact the person's interests have on their life outside of those interests.
1) Wow, that nerd sure knows a lot about John Woo films.

2) Wow, that nerd spends so much time watching John Woo films, he doesn't leave his apartment except to go to work.

USAGE NOTE) Is that nerd a geek? No, he knows a lot about John Woo films, but not about technology.
by coldmongolian October 15, 2006
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Nerd

Anyone who enters college with more than 30 credit hours.
If that nerd doesn't stop playing with his calculator, he's going to cum his star wars underwear.
by Billy Newbold October 15, 2006
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