night-watchman

- a bowel movement that refuses to flush after a night on the 'tiles', and confronts you the morning-after when it had all but been forgotten.

- "...euh! At least the night-watchman was looking over us last night Judith!"

by Glamracket October 25, 2003

Nightcall

To meet up with/go home with someone during the night for an intense sexual encounter.

Nightcall is more than just a word, it's an erotic feeling that occurs at night, beckoning you to follow your carnal desires.

The moon had an ethereal feel to it and the air was thick with lust as their hot, naked bodies slammed into one another, driven by lascivious desires. It was a nightcall neither would forget.

by Sinderella318 June 15, 2018

might night

doesn't mean a damn thing, but if someone says it in a sentence they should be forever be made fun of.

Joe: she might night be able to though
Dave: what the fuck man that don't make any damn since
Joe: shut up dude

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

Messy Night

A night on the streets/in a park, which can consist of snorting mephedrone, bonging salvia, chugging pints, eating dominos and chinese whilst blazing up a jay, and listening to dark tunes. Basically a night out with at least 3 people abusing their bodies for pure entertainment. It happens when there are no free houses available, the next best alternative.

"Mate my parents have decided not to go out, fancy a messy night instead?"

"Can't wait for this messy night to commence!"

"I've got blunts, ganja, maddy, budweiser, tarantula... this messy nights gonna be a gooden'"

"Alright i'll be there in a bit, this nights gonna get messy."

by bEN mARGERINE dOVER fREEMAN May 13, 2010

Sucio Night

when shit falls apart, and you're stuck with all your dude friends searching desperately for Sucias

damn them ho's ain't comin thru, looks like it's gonna be a sucio night

by gettinjazzy October 4, 2010

Starry Night

When a male is having sex with a woman, he pretends to ejaculate onto a woman's back but instead discretely breaks open a glow stick and drops some of that liquid onto her back to simulate the ejaculation. The man instructs the woman to look at her back in the mirror, where she will see the the "starry night" he appears to have created on her back.

Man: "Look, baby, it's a starry night out" ::points to mirror::

Partner: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

by Electric Sex Pants September 7, 2011

night smurf

crafty little african hobbit that moonwalks in the shadows of the night. moonwalking in the daytime would ruin the jerri-curl.

i almost broke my leg when i tripped over those damn night smurfs. ( commonly used noun to describe africans )

by shnarf May 26, 2008