Mooch

A person who drives slowly.

“That woman is a mooch”

by Maggerzhasjaggerz June 4, 2019

Mooch

who puts piss in my flicking Frosted Flakes every morning

Me: why does my cereal smell sour
My dad: THAT DAMN MOOCH MY BOY!!

by Faggotier2 April 10, 2019

Mooch

A contraction of mini-gooch

Similar to the male gooch, but it's smaller and only occupies the space between the pussy and the anus.

Dude, her mooch STANK!

by My neighbour to the north April 14, 2019

Mooch

A group of wooks

I barely avoided that mooch of wooks bumming smokes and trying to scavenge tickets outside the festival.

by Lokithedestroyer October 19, 2019

Moocher

The verb of mooching. Also labels any 7'5 carrot named, "Wyatt" that likes "mooch" off of any desired victim for his personal gain. Most likely "mooches" off of people named Killian, Evan, Jackson and Christian.

"I'm lazy, can I look at your work"

"Shut up you dirty carrot moocher"

by Kwest2004 November 19, 2019

Moocher Farfen

Simple the most vile, Loathingworth and atrocious word in the latin language. This word dating all the way back to the crenomous period by latinist, Killiano Vestino, this would become the most infamous word to ever be created. This word has too much power to be in the real dictionary. Once described by this repugnant word, there is no coming back.

"I will destroy you"
" 2 words, Moocher Farfen"

by Kwest2004 November 21, 2019

Mooch

The word is a verb used to replace words such as look and explore.

James: Hey, do you fancy going to that rave.
Brandon: Ye, I don’t mind going for a mooch.

by Bangoraye March 27, 2020