Massausage

Refers to the action taken by a masseuse that leads to a happy ending. Only applicable if the situation involves a masseuse and a client. While the action maybe be considering jerking off or masterbating or oral sex it is only valid in this specific context.
To be massausaged.

synonyms: handjob, masterbation, jerking off, wacking it, spanking the monkey

The gentleman thought that the massausage went well but the happy ending came too quick.

The masseuse was the best massausager, or was highly skilled at massausaging

It was extra for a lubricated massausage

by loosecanon November 15, 2011

massauce

Spooge that results from a "happy ending" massage

"Man, she gave me the happy ending, but I had to clean up my own massauce with the towel around my waist."

by TenorUke October 26, 2012

massage unicorn

Someone who derives pleasure, happiness and joy from giving massages to others without a thought for reciprocation or payment.

My massage unicorn came over last night and erased all the stress from my work week. Lucky for me, he is also my oral unicorn ;)

by Zen Unicorn May 23, 2016

massachusetts mailbag

The mailbag in which a multitude of males have ejaculated in, which has the sole purpose of hitting a female across the face with said bag.

I was hanging out at the post office but had to leave after getting hit with a Massachusetts mailbag

by I am a mailman I know March 1, 2017

massachusetts anal party

When you bring your friend Zack to a family party and your grandmother proceeds to persuade Zack to come into her cottage for some "Cake" also known as her ass. Once Zack and your grandmother go into the cottage you follow a minute or so later to find that Zack and 8 other women (All 70 years old +) are having anal sex.

I went to a wild Massachusetts anal party last night

by Twiixx June 23, 2017

massachusetts milkshake

when you get a straw and put in in a vagina and try to cum in it or drink the squirt

I had a good Massachusetts milkshake last night

by ass eater69 May 2, 2018

Massachusetts

Codeword for "massive huge tits". Usually used to unsuspiciously inform your bros about a woman with massive mammaries, without drawing the attention of the rack-holder.

Bro A: "Yo dude, Massachusetts."
Bro B: "Oh yeah, would definately move there."

by DDosDA September 4, 2018