Monkey Toss

To jizz in your own hand and throw it across the room... preferably toward a small, easily scared animal outside your window.

With the quickness only an expert monkey tosser can have, Gary quickly rubbed one out and chucked it across the lawn at the neighbors dachshund.

by Rock Hardy August 20, 2007

Minkyung

A Korean term pronounced "Min-Kyung", meaning "Calming Brightness" used as a name or a description of an object. Commonly the term is used to describe the beauty and elegance of a person or place, in relevance to its actual meaning.

The tall and smooth grasses of South Korea radiate a minkyung from the great sun.

I stared out into the morning sky and was greeted by an ethernal minkyung.

Have you met Minkyung? She's a nice gal!

That person radiates a minkyung, I just can't explain it.

by gholamhossein February 17, 2013

king mickey

the king of disney castle in the hit game "Kingdom Hearts"..

king mickey is A mouse with a over sized key..

by shadix August 19, 2006

Pounce Monkey

One who excells at sex.

Dude, my girlfriend came over last night! She's such a pounce monkey!

by RawrRaina November 21, 2009

dipping mickey

The vile act of inserting a gerbil into one's rectum. The rodent is first placed into a wide mouth beer bottle, usually Mickey's Malt Liquor. Then squat and headstand.

That queer who was dipping mickey at the orgy had to check into the emergency room.

by England phi beta gamma June 10, 2008

Dirty Monkey

When a girl lies on her back legs up & the guy squats(catchers position). While thrusting and yelling like a monkey, the guy discreetly shits in his hand & throws it in her face.

After leaving Marks, Michael took Nancy back to Blake and Sarah's. Where he gave her the Dirty Monkey on there kitchen floor!

by Spainard October 23, 2011

porch monkey-spear chucker

a slang term for a black person

Get off my porch you god damn porch monkey-spear chucker!!!

by B-rad G September 20, 2005