Mike Nesmith

monkee/country John Lennon with a little bit of nonce thrown in and the inheritor of the wite-out corporation. very edgy. a real Hyde/Masterson situation.

“That guy seems like a real Mike Nesmith. Yuck!”

by sentimentalrubbish January 9, 2021

Chronic-mike

The King Edgar! Grunts and simple phrases of "Si quema cuh" are often it's mating calls. They are known to rub their fecal matter about their torso as warrior paint. When encountered in the wild, throw a hot dog in the opposite direction of travel and they will follow.

Chronic-mike love hotdogs.

by Ihatem1ke May 4, 2023

Mike Riley

A super sexy hot man with a hulking ass that you have to spend open and rail his stinky tight booty hole. Beware, when you pull out your cock with have poop all over it.

Oh my, I want to fuck mike riley so badly

by Evan Gaydova Gay February 19, 2022

Shady mike

To indulge in a masturbation session in the works toilet

I was having a shit and decided to have a shady mike

by Themadtruth August 22, 2019

dirty mike

The act of using a tissue to wipe up your popped zits on your face and then putting the tissue in your mouth.

Babe, come pop my pimples you love it. Okay let me grab a tissue and you can dirty mike it.

by romanator03 April 5, 2022

mike smiff

A South Florida coming up rapper in from the deep south depths of Miami out of Exit #6 from a hood called Naranja

That boy Mike Smiff music go hard, represent Exit 6

by jamere May 29, 2017

Dirty Mike

You eat some Jersey Mike's before deep throating a guy and projectile vomit on them

Person 1:Man this guy was so cute but I dirty mike yesterday and he blocked me
Person 2: That gross but erotic

by Kyota Z July 4, 2022