A peanut butter monster who’s high all the damn time, gives great head, but not often... Matt parks pretty chill, he’s good at cooking, he likes Oreos and people named Vincent
by RAVENNNN19 September 24, 2020
Get the matt park mug.Matt is an elusive creature that has only been described in literature from the 15th Century until he surfaced in Middle Tennessee. Matt “Warthog” Wilson now holds the world record for most children under his care that didn’t come from his own ball sack.
“Wow... that Matt Wilson sure is a Warthog”
“Did you see that warthog raping a man under that bridge? I think it might be Matt”
“Did you see that warthog raping a man under that bridge? I think it might be Matt”
by Screamlett September 28, 2021
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a cute thing to share with a cute girl.
no one knows what you two are talking about.
around friends, family, in a strange new place with new people, or just at home chillin with your girl.
a cute thing to share with a cute girl.
no one knows what you two are talking about.
around friends, family, in a strange new place with new people, or just at home chillin with your girl.
boy: so i guess im taking off.
girl: alright, call me later.
boy: ok sweetie.
girl: i love you.
boy: Matt Damon!
girl: matt Damon!
girl: alright, call me later.
boy: ok sweetie.
girl: i love you.
boy: Matt Damon!
girl: matt Damon!
by mcmaster karr May 5, 2008
Get the Matt Damon mug.On fifa, the act of shooting with so much power and from such an angle that the keeper palms the ball away, falling right to a team mate to smash into the open goal. Made famous by some kid who repeated this once up to 3 times in one game.
(player 1 smahes ball at keeper and then scores in an open goal)
player 2: That was a Matt Lee goal you f*****g t***!
player 2: That was a Matt Lee goal you f*****g t***!
by fifagod December 5, 2011
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To not receive a position at work, in an organization, or elsewhere after initially having been promised that position.
Derives from Matt Damon being announced as the King of Bacchus for 2010. Later, once the Saints were doing well, Bacchus's spokespeople stated that the king would be Drew Brees instead.
To not receive a position at work, in an organization, or elsewhere after initially having been promised that position.
Derives from Matt Damon being announced as the King of Bacchus for 2010. Later, once the Saints were doing well, Bacchus's spokespeople stated that the king would be Drew Brees instead.
Bob: Man, my boss told me 2 months ago that I'd be promoted to assistant manager but then he chose Kelly instead.
Mark: Haha, you totally got Matt Damon'ed.
Mark: Haha, you totally got Matt Damon'ed.
by gaslights January 26, 2010
Get the matt damon mug.A sexual act in which two black males place three hot dogs in an ice cube tray (two residing on one half of the tray and one on the other) after which a gallon of apple juice is poured and frozen.
Then the the two frozen hot dogs are stuck into a womans vagina, and the one frozen hot dog is inserted into the womans ass (which when done correctly should allow her to cum apple juice) after which the two men allow the woman to suck them off.
Then the the two frozen hot dogs are stuck into a womans vagina, and the one frozen hot dog is inserted into the womans ass (which when done correctly should allow her to cum apple juice) after which the two men allow the woman to suck them off.
Girl 1: Why are you so tired today
Girl 2: Matt & and his friend kept me up all night they were "Pulling A Matt Lopez ;-)"
Girl 2: Matt & and his friend kept me up all night they were "Pulling A Matt Lopez ;-)"
by Atomicmonkey2 December 12, 2010
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