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Get the suicidal muffin mug.much like a cunt muffin but even worse. sourdough muffins would be very gross, especially if it was in a sweet muffin form.
"Damn that bitch is such a sourdough cunt muffin,for sexting my friend"
"Yeah cause she is an ugly mother fucker"
"Yeah cause she is an ugly mother fucker"
by National Socialist Party May 16, 2009
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Noun:
1. A name for a sexually stimulating person.
2. The name of a muffin if eaten immediately before, after or during sex. This muffin is usually shared at the breakfast table or in bed after or during a long night of fornication.
1. A name for a sexually stimulating person.
2. The name of a muffin if eaten immediately before, after or during sex. This muffin is usually shared at the breakfast table or in bed after or during a long night of fornication.
Examples:
1. We shared a sex muffin after 5 hours of playing "find the teacup".
2. That girl, is a total sex muffin.
3. Justin had gone to the supermarket to purchase "sex muffins" for his date that evening.
4. Janet Reno, though very attractive, would not be considered a "sex muffin".
1. We shared a sex muffin after 5 hours of playing "find the teacup".
2. That girl, is a total sex muffin.
3. Justin had gone to the supermarket to purchase "sex muffins" for his date that evening.
4. Janet Reno, though very attractive, would not be considered a "sex muffin".
by Colombianomania September 30, 2005
Get the Sex Muffin mug.1. Noun, a person, usually a fat ugly girl (mostly virgins) or camp homosexual twinks (mostly sluts), who would employ physical and mental tactics to prevent a guy from getting lucky with their "friends". Deep down they are either closet minge munchers who wants the girl or a homosexual guy who wants to "turn" the guy.
Muff cuffs truly believe what they do are justifiable and would not express a drop of remorse.
Clinical studies showed that this population have a 0.1% chance of getting a life of their own. There is a national (toll free) helpline....0800-muff-cuff-911...
2. Verb - An altruistic act of preventing a female object being approached by an unsuitable male (or female) suitor, and to exclude the possibility of the female objects getting sexual pleasure from the interested parties, apart from themselves.
The act of muff cuff ranges from psychological mind games, verbal threats to physical assaults to both parties. Sadly, there is no criminal law against the act of muff cuff so far.
Muff cuffs truly believe what they do are justifiable and would not express a drop of remorse.
Clinical studies showed that this population have a 0.1% chance of getting a life of their own. There is a national (toll free) helpline....0800-muff-cuff-911...
2. Verb - An altruistic act of preventing a female object being approached by an unsuitable male (or female) suitor, and to exclude the possibility of the female objects getting sexual pleasure from the interested parties, apart from themselves.
The act of muff cuff ranges from psychological mind games, verbal threats to physical assaults to both parties. Sadly, there is no criminal law against the act of muff cuff so far.
1. (Noun) Sassy said "Last night, I met a really cute guy at the club but I got "muff cuffed" by Hugo, I know he just wanted to protect me"
Lulu replied "Don't be so naive, Hugo wanted the guy for himself! You could see pre-cum on his pants when he was chatting to him!"
2. (Verb) Brian sighed "Erica is a Class A "muff cuff", there is no way I can get lucky with Stephanie"
Hugo replied "Yeah, I know. I bet it's because Erica secretly wants to eat Steph's minge"
Lulu replied "Don't be so naive, Hugo wanted the guy for himself! You could see pre-cum on his pants when he was chatting to him!"
2. (Verb) Brian sighed "Erica is a Class A "muff cuff", there is no way I can get lucky with Stephanie"
Hugo replied "Yeah, I know. I bet it's because Erica secretly wants to eat Steph's minge"
by Ming Fu January 27, 2008
Get the muff cuff mug.Muffcabage is an expression originating from new jersey. Used by house wives in jersey to insult one another, Muffcabage has many definitions. 1. A woman's vagina that is very big. 2 A retard or stupid person. 3 A woman who over tans herself. loves sex. digs guys who where Ed harvy and get their hair done in a slut like way.
by AJERSEYTHING November 21, 2010
Get the Muffcabage mug.1. a soft, moist, delicious, breakfast (or snack); the best food in the world, not to be confused with "english muffin"
2. Heavenly food
2. Heavenly food
by Urban Dictionary February 9, 2005
Get the muffin mug.A large man who makes his living peddling muffins on the streets. Usually a cute or silly man whom you share an emotional connection with.
by Tanbor November 18, 2005
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