eating lunch

A slang term for the sexual activity of cunnilingus. While the word 'lunch' simply refers to the vagina itself, it is only used after the verb 'to eat' in any of its forms and tenses. Eating lunch can be performed in both heterosexual and lesbian acts.

Infinitive: Do you want to eat my lunch?
Present tense: I eat lunch very well, according to my girlfriend.
Past tense: I was chatting up this cutie at the bar yesterday, I took her home and ate her lunch.
Future tense: I can't wait for my date with this girl tonight, I am really hoping that I will eat her lunch.
Present continuous tense: Baby keep going, you're eating lunch real nice.

by gorkieboys3000 October 30, 2023

MEJIA LUNCH

An extra long lunch hour when you are working, usually with candles and soft soothing music.

Hawk: Gallo are you taking a Mejia lunch today?
Gallo: Hell yea!

Gallo: I'm so tired I'm gonna take a Mejia lunch today!

by CoolRock February 15, 2021

nocturnal lunch

The meal between dinner and breakfast. The opposite of lunch.

Yoooo- for nocturnal lunch we had chicken patties at 4am, with home made dipping sauce. A quarantine delight.

by Ristafarian January 24, 2021

Vegetarian Lunch

To perform oral sex on a woman with quite a bit of pubic hair.

Remember that naturalist girl? Apparently a night with her gets you a Vegetarian Lunch.

by MyOtherNameWasTaken August 06, 2013

Superior Lunch

When you have sex over your lunch break

Kelsie: Hey Landon! Did you have a superior lunch?
Landon: No, my wife wasn't home.

by Aaron Kristopherson December 13, 2023

soggy lunch dream

A soggy dream is basically a wet dream but where you shit yourself and cum and eat it for breakfast/lunch

Last night had the best soggy lunch dream it tasted wonderful

by popping shandy May 04, 2016

Lunch Club

A clique created by like-minded office workers in order to share a themed lunch hour. NBC's the office showcased a lunch club called the "Finer Things Lunch Club" in Season 4 Episode 10: Branch Wars.

In the Finer Things Lunch Club, you meet once a month to discuss books and art and celebrate culture in a very civilized way. The debate can sometimes be heated but is always respectful. No plastic, no paper, and no work talk is allowed.

by Epic Gilgamesh December 13, 2013