mushy lemon pretzel

Heinous sexual act. Sub folds limbs into a pretzel shape, Dom cuts a lemon in half and squeezes juice into Sub's asshole, then leaves the two halves of the lemon on top of the nipples of Sub while sodomizing him/her.

Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Derek are into crazy sex.

Girl 2: Yeah, it's ridiculous. Last night we did this thing called the mushy lemon pretzel. It's insane.
Girl 1: Oh? I've never heard of that one. Sounds tangy

by jmat9001 January 01, 2016

lemon steppers

lemon steppers are where older people or weird people wear those weird shoes that point outwards. your mother or father most likely has lemon steppers. beware of these people. they are heathens.

*middle of getting robbed for money n shit*
robber #1-"wait yall hold up"
robber #2- "this fool got on lemon steppers"
robber #3 - "bitch wtf are those "
some foul person who needs to be put away for wearing those damn lemon steppers- " my sho-"
robber 1, 2 & 3- "SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP TROY"
"my names not troy.."

-jds

by jayzwrld December 13, 2022

Lemon Powerade

Everyone has heard or even tasted the infamous Lemon-lime powerade, but what people probably haven’t heard of is it’s secret half brother Lemon. Lemon powerade cannot be found in stores, the only places it is found is in soft drink machines mixed in with hundreds of other flavors. It’s taste is immaculate, soaking your tongue with sweet lemony drops of pure perfection.

Nathaniel: yo have you tried lemon powerade?

Thomas: No bruh what is that

by ShrekBThicc June 18, 2022

Lemon Difficult

Adjective. When the difficulty of a given task or set thereof is not due to actual mechanical challenge and testing of skillsets, but instead is "Difficulty by numbers", in which the difficulty comes as a result of simply continuing to stack more and more odds against the tasked. Examples of Lemon Difficulty include video game bosses with massive amounts of health and can kill you in one hit, but otherwise aren't mechanically challenging, and 'runaround' type tasks that involve a lot of tedious backtracking.

"Hell, the Big Bank heist in Payday 2 on stealth really isn't anything more than just Lemon Difficult"

by RadienX Chaosmaker January 23, 2021

Lemon Water

Lemon Water refers to the greatest up and coming band out there. LISTEN TO THEM,
also the singer has a massive dong and the drummer aswell

peters is pretty big too i guess

I played Lemon Water in the car today and i loved it

isnt the singer and drummer so hot

i have never seen a dick so big

by Olliesgotabigschlong March 22, 2024

Defrosted lemons

"Defrosted lemons" is a term used to describe a parchingly refreshed feeling someone gets from any event. Usually the subject whose "lemons" are being "defrosted" are in between the two words.

When my friend does something mildly impressive, you could say:
"Oh wow, that totally defrosted my lemons", or "You really just defrosted lemons, damn".

by Anonononomouse May 06, 2023

defrosted lemon

A sour situation made even worse.

She broke up with me, and then revealed that she had given me syphilis. What a defrosted lemon.

by thePiPatel April 27, 2023