Left handed shake

A left handed shake that is often used by a con-artist to get out of a bet or deal. This con-artist tricks the opposing better into a left handed shake to avoid paying a debt.

Damn, Brandon used a left handed shake and weaseled out of buying me a burrito!

by #winning November 3, 2019

left-wing McCarthyism

The imagined paranoia, and fear and suspicion of, supposed fascism, white supremacy, and Neo-Nazism particularly in the United States during and after the 2016 presidential election.

Leftist censorship is left-wing McCarthyism

by Type2GenomeManiac May 12, 2020

The left one

The ball that is always hit and hurts like a bitch, generally happens in sports.

****! Its always the left one!

by Guywhosebored July 19, 2011

Two Left Testicles

An figure of speech used to express how awful one is at sex (similar to how the expression "Two Left Feet" applies to a bad dancer).

Gee, Mary, I don't know about this... I've got two left testicles.

by FalconEyes September 25, 2011

up your ass & to the left

A dismissive way to answer someone annoying you for help, or just to be an asshole. Especially useful at work.

"Where can I find the foot-long dildos?" "Up your ass & to the left."

"Did you get that memo from the staff meeting?" "Yeah, it's up your ass & to the left."

by Dharma Midget December 16, 2019

has left the chat

when a person in the group chat gets offended and stops participating or leaves the group

*Brianna gets roasted by someone in the group*
someone says "Brianna has left the chat"

by quickythiccyboi January 5, 2019

leftover

Shortened form of leftover drunk. The feeling in the morning after a night of heavy drinking where you're not hung over because you're still somewhat drunk.

James was acting a little weird the morning after that party--I think he was still a little leftover.

by Vitamin Y October 29, 2005