Kevin Moment

Kevin Moment is when someone goes afk, and then goes to do something else. Like for example: the person says that he is going to get a drink, but then he sends you a snap of him in the shower.

Person 1: where did he go, its been so long.

Person 2: yeah he send me a snap of him in the shower
Person 1: what a kevin moment

by SL bevlig March 27, 2022

Pulling a Kevin

Getting drunk on your lunch break

It’s a real slow shift so I’m thinking about pulling a Kevin

by Rick Teggan November 22, 2017

Fizzling Kevin

A "fizzling" type 6 bowel movement (per the Bristol Stool Scale). Has the potential to clog toilets due to excessive use of toilet paper.

A man left a Fizzling Kevin behind in the public restroom. No one was happy.

by Saggy2 November 10, 2009

evil kevin

A second personality typically in people named Kevin who is too sexy for their own good.

Bro you better stop looking so sexy or I'm going to have to start calling you "evil kevin"

by Steve Immortal April 28, 2021

Kevin<3

Kevin is a handsome and cute boy that always cares for his sister and friends, he likes BMWs and tacos. He’s short but is secretly a softie inside:) his most well known quotes are “I’ll lick you“ and “Ima bite you“. He always knows how to make everyone happy even though he’s a HUGEEEE simp;). He’s currently taken by a tall person called Brooke/Ailey, believe it or not but Kevin’s name is on Mars :o everyone needs a Kevin in there life :)<3

Lexi: who’s that short person?
Brooke: oh that’s Kevin<3 don’t worry though! He is to short to bite you

by SomeoneYouKnow;) July 13, 2021

Kevin The Pigeon

ITS the Sixth member of 1D,Kevin Is Louis plastc Pigeon. You may have seen Kevin on the bands 4th video diary: in which Louis hangs Out with him.... Untill he discovers Kevin Is not Alive. Most of 1D fans (Directioners) remember this and still shout "KEVIN" when they see a Pigeon (everybody around them stares forma a while ). KEVIN IS ENVIED BY DIRECTIONERS,because although hes not alive he metido the whole band AND diez happily. REST IN PEACE KEVIN, YOU ARE REMEMBERED.

Directioner: OMG ITS KEVIN, IM GOING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF HIM, HES FAMOUS
NoRmAl pEoPlE: get Out of my way filthy Pigeon!
Worlds war Threesome because he sabido ir un frontón of a Directioner (they are everywhere)
Louis:* cries in the background although ITS Been almost turdy Seven years"

Kevin the pigeon

by Stranger.directionn January 9, 2018

Kevin Patterson

Kevin Patterson is a detective that works at Richard Hale School, who somehow waffles about your body language and tries to get you excluded because of the way you are standing. Once he got all scared because a Year 11 told him to F off and he ran to the headmaster’s office scared for his life.

Student 1: Is that Kevin Patterson?
James Beckwith: Oi Kevin f*** off
Student 1: Look at him run
James Beckwith: What a pussio

by Big Up RHS October 30, 2020