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dad jeans 

Any pair of men's jeans that are not *skin fucking tight*, which makes getting into and out of them feel less like rubber gloves, and more like clothing. Regular (non- dad jeans) tend to accentuate the bulge and cause chafing.
My balls are chafed. I need some dad jeans.
dad jeans by Sticknit2ya February 9, 2017
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Jeaninne 

One tough Dorsey girl who loves her bass drum, bass clarinet, Mr. Davis, and her babies!
I want to be a Jeaninne!
Jeaninne by foooo reals September 8, 2011

jeanjaquet 

A-W-E-S-O-M-E
Jeanjaquet is plain awesome!
jeanjaquet by nsdauibgaeiul September 30, 2011

jeansexual 

when you are in love with jean kirstein (from attack on titan) so much to a point where you love him and him only
my friend: wait are you really bisexual?

me: no, im a jeansexual
jeansexual by anonymous December 21, 2020

Jail Jeans

Jeans worn in a filthy jail holding cell while being detained after a night of awesomeness.
I't 6am man, why are you doing knocking on my door? And wtf happened to your pants, it looks like you sat in period blood

Fuck off man, I got jail jeans
Jail Jeans by Frost_303 November 10, 2012

Keep your genes in your jeans 

When a girl doesn't want to have sex with you.
Jackson: So you're down to bang tonight?
Lucy: No, I don't ever wanna bang you. Keep your genes in your jeans buddy.