jacob

A man who is depressed and has an 8 inch strapon up his arse and he is also wearing one, he can also never get a woman. HE IS 420 ASIAN.

Your such a jacob

by NICE KUNT November 27, 2016

Jacob

A little gay ass squirt

"I'm a little gay ass squirt" Jacob Buys

by Jerald hitchenson September 23, 2016

jacob

Jacob is a man whore who sends dick pic to every single girl he knows. He's whiter then snow and his pubes are blonde. His voice is as squeaky as a mouse. And he's liked every single girl and boy at least 4 times. He's desperate and he'd probably date a 1st grader if she/he liked him. He's anorexic and his dick is the size of a thumb tack.

Guy #1: Dude did you see Jacob whites dick pics? It's so small!

Guy #2: Ya I know! And his pubes are blonde like wtf! Obviously he hasn't hit puberty!

by Cheeselicker13579 February 8, 2017

Jacob

A Ginger who thinks he can pull but only has a 3 inch hard penis.

Who is that ugly kid?

That I'd definitely a Jacob

by chasjdr2002 February 8, 2017

jacob robinson

a fat over weight ugly piece of shit who has no life and all he dose is sit on his fat arse and plays video game he also likes to lie and he also has double staderds he especialy lies abou the HARD CAMPAIGN

(also he has a tiny penis)

jacob robinson:completed the hard campaighn

bob:kool
arfter school bob loked at jacobs achivments and noticed jacob robinson had only played on easy
the next day...
bob:you lier

jacob robinson: what
bob: you didn`t complete the hard campaighn

jacob robinson: i know it was to hard

by steveee96 September 24, 2011

Jacob's Ladder

When a turn doesn't detach long enough for it to reach all the way from your butt to the water in the toilet.

I took a huge shit yesterday and a turd just went on and on and on and it became a Jacob's Ladder

by Eshel56765 November 12, 2016

jackmaster

a person who can jack anything like b wraps and j papers and condoms and james' girlfriends

kevin wood is the jackmaster

by kevin dubs February 20, 2007