fun-sized mommy

The sexiest chick you'll ever fucking see, she'll burn your eyes just by looking at her. She's even sexier than Marigold! Her white drooping pussyflaps are the sexiest size. Her nice sweaty pussy fits the just perfect girth and length of your cock, she's perfect. Her white titties are full of fun, she will come home every night from work just to slightly barely unbutten her shirt to show the tops of her tits, she will make you turn on brighter than the fucking sun. Your dick fits in her cleaveage perfectly, just making it the perfect conditions to cum so far in her throat. She will have you dominate you like a country in WW2. She will ride you SO HARD you will shoot your cum up her gaping white butthole like Hitler shooting the Americans. She will dominate you, she wants you, and you... whoever reading this, deserve the world.

Hey Midas, hows your wife, Marigold?
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous

Me: Oh you... wanna play??

Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?

Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*

Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!

Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*

Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 3, 2022

whole lotta fun

If you’re not vibin you’re doing something wrong. Never, ever understimate the importance of having a whole lotta fun.

Him: what are u doing tonight?

Her: having a whole lotta fun:pp

by whole lotta fun October 28, 2020

Pussy fun time

When you shit into her ass and have intercourse into it. Then you suck the pussy at the same time. You can suck and fuck all night long.

Man that was a good pussy fun time. IT WAS SO MUCH FUN

by When you have a good time June 11, 2018

whole lotta fun

If you’re not vibin you’re doing something wrong. Never, ever understimate the importance of having a whole lotta fun.

Him: what are u doing tonight?

Her: having a whole lotta fun:pp

by whole lotta fun October 28, 2020

Monkey Fun Stuff

Used in turn of the word "Feces" or any other appropriate slang words

Man, that Monkey Fun Stuff smells somthing horrible.

by Gubby Hernandez December 6, 2007

freaky fun bridge

A penis, possibly that of a hep cat swinger.

Mmm...shuga...let me ride all night on your freaky fun bridge.

by gen0mallo February 17, 2004

Kim Jong Fun

When multiple koreans shoot pellet guns into ones vagina. Then they must ejaculate inside her and make all the pellets come out.

Hmmm... a kim jong fun sounds fun tonight.

by KimJongFunUn February 11, 2020