toasted scroates

Sweating balls.

John ran three miles and had a bad case of toasted scrotes.

Peggy was a freak and just could not live without toasted scroates.

by Tha Real D-Geezy May 18, 2016

Eggs and Toast

When you crack an egg into a pussy with a yeast infection

Friend:dude i made eggs and toast for her last night

by yu fuccboi July 2, 2019

toast

1.) Uncommen Noun. Eating toast int he act of anal sex on the womens back

2.) Slang for anal sex

Yo i fucking was toast all over her booty!

by Triple Dots February 10, 2008

Toast

A food that ppl are eating right now

Pers1:Hey what are you eating
Pers2:Toast

by Iamanavocado October 25, 2019

French Toast

A Nor-Cal, certified dork version of a very common cuss word.

Instead of cussing the usual way, I much prefer to use French Toast!

by SuperDoooooope December 23, 2021

Shinpad on toast

You rub bread in your friends sweaty shinpad, toast it, rub it in, then throw it in your sleeping friends face.

I gave him a mad shinpad on toast

by Achmed_Da_Dictionary November 3, 2018

Irish Toast

The substitution of Irish Cream for milk in a French Toast recipe.

The breakfast of the aristocracy.

Aristocrat 1: The amount of times I've started making french toast only to realize that I don't have any milk is honestly starting to become a problem.

Aristocrat 2: A fine Irish cream will make for a good substitute - Irish Toast.

by Promiscuous Monkey November 16, 2013