Daniel-san

A nickname parents give their child after watching Karate Kid too many times in a row. Often times, these type of parents will also call the child Grasshopper.

Parent #1: Hey that movie was great wasn't it? I like the first one the best though.

Parent #2: Yeah, but Hillary Swank is hot!

Parent #1: Hey we should call our child that.

Parent #2: Yeah that would be totally Awesome. Daniel-san!

Defenseless Child: Yes Parent #2?

Parent #2: Wash the dishes Grasshopper!

by DarkWolf August 25, 2006

Daniel Radcliffe

incredibly hot guy who is the star of the Harry Potter movies.

Daniel Radcliffe won a Relly award from Regis and Kelly.

by Caitlin July 16, 2008

Dirty Daniel

The act of inserting ones finger into ones anus, in order to derive sexual pleasure, and then being caught.

Person 1: "I totally just walked in on Dan giving himself a Dirty Daniel!"

Person 2: "Did he have his legs above his head like last time?"

Person 3: "Yup."

by scarred27 December 9, 2009

Daniel T

A total retard. This guy doesn’t know anything. He’s mentally a 6 year old. He’s the fattest shit you’ve ever met and is morbidly obese. He’s condescending and quite frankly and absolute asshole.

Daniel T is the dumbest and fattest guy most people have ever met.

by Skanky the whale March 3, 2019

Daniel Radcliffe

An Actor who played Harry Potter, was in Eqqus and is in the Broadway Musical, How to Succeed in Business Without really trying. He is very talented, good natured, down to earth, and is british. He is also VERY good looking.

Daniel Radcliffe's preformence of Botherhood of Man was Brillant.

by HarryPotterFreak109 January 9, 2012

Daniel Seavey

MICHELLES (AKA @whydontwiiiimusic) BOYFRIEND!

Michelle has a hot boyfriend named Daniel Seavey.

by @why_dont_we.chills November 9, 2020

Fatty Daniel

A fat man to all limits . Dreams of running in the sky full of sausages . He has high hopes that he will not accomplish Because of his fatness . Stupid . Annoying . He is special Ed . I would watch out for him . He will sneak in your class picture . If you tell him to cannit he will beat you up with his cheese fingers .

You are acting very fatty Daniel today .

by Magicmike1642 August 25, 2016