Irish Restraint

A consensual heterosexual sexual intercourse scenario in which the male partner chugs Guinness beers until black out drunk and then tries to maintain an erection while having sex with a totally sober female partner. Bonus points are awarded if the male does not vomit or pass out during intercourse.

I heard Conor and Maeve tried the Irish Restraint again last night, but he puked on her again.

by PointlessStoriesOnReddit July 12, 2018

irish margarita

The act of vigorously salting the rim of ones butt hole and allowing a partner, male or female, to lick the salt off of the rim of the ole rectum hole.

Doug is known for making the most refreshing irish margarita around. It's a real kick in the butt.

by lukey_dukey October 25, 2011

Irish Heart Attack

A mixed drink involving equal parts of Five-Hour Energy and Jameson Irish Whiskey

Dude: "I think that guys dead"
Other Dude: "Yeah he was doing the Irish Heart Attacks"

by Charles Lee 69 April 28, 2013

Irish Visor

The practice of plopping an erect penis on a woman's forehead during fellatio. This is often done in complete surprise.

"My girlfried complained about the sun in her eyes while she was blowing me, so I gave her an Irish Visor."

by TM* J. Huss 2008 December 16, 2008

Irish tea-party

The Irish tea-party is a sexual act where a male shoves minty mentos in a condom until it is full and preceeds to shove it into a woman's asshole and pour diet Pepsi into the condom, which causes her asshole to explode in a
furious rage.

Johnny: Dude, yesterday I gave Jennifer an irish tea-party...

Mark: No way, Does her butthole still work?

Johnny:Nah bro, that shit got fucked up

by So I just put any name here? April 21, 2014

Irish Vision Qwest

When a person usualy calls into work or dicks out on other obligations to take part in binge drinking Irish drinks (Jameson and Guiness) with an end result of halucination or passing out in the early afternoon. Usualy takes place after a long night of binge drinking. The most popular day to attempt this is March 17.

Guy #1:Damn I drank so much wiskey and guiness yesterday I missed school and work then passed out at 2 in the afternoon.

Guy #2:Shit sounds like you went out for an Irish Vision Qwest.

by whitekneegrow April 29, 2012

Irish Bonding

When you and your fellow brotherin's join together stall next to stall, working out your sphincters. A.K.A taking dumps next to each other. The bonding is just being in each other's fecal stink presence and listening to the joy of poop exiting the body. Also, the accompanying farts that come with it all just make you and your buddies' relationship stronger.

Paul and Judd were irish bonding after the "all you can eat" spicy hot buffalo wing platter they shared at lunch last Tuesday

by haulpanson December 14, 2011